Jonathan Meres

Happy weekend, everyone, from me and the Hound of Love. https://t.co/pJnOfD0nU2 - 1 day ago

@flytruso Thanks 😊🐶 - 1 day ago

@MrPopUpCrowther Thanks, Robert. Pablo and I actually listened to this a couple of days ago. Or at least we tried to. We both fell asleep. - 1 day ago

Bit of a rubbish day until I saw a cat, sitting on the canal bank, watching helplessly, as a stunning male goosande… https://t.co/zAmaWH0Ljk - 1 day ago

@chrisclosephoto D’oh! Why I oughta... - 2 days ago

@catwrote Sorry today has been rubbish. Fingers crossed tomorrow is better. - 2 days ago

@kevinhunterday Newsnight's really gone downhill. - 2 days ago

@JoffreWhite @RachelDelahaye A joff-stick, surely? - 2 days ago

@jonesgarethp To be fair, that could be a reply to most of my tweets. - 2 days ago

@RachelDelahaye I’m confused. But OK. - 2 days ago

@greatgalloon It could happen. - 2 days ago

@RachelDelahaye I’m waiting for the boiler to be serviced. And no, that’s not a euphemism. Sadly. - 2 days ago

If there was a scandal involving Gareth Gates’ garden gate, you could call it GarethGatesgategate. How’s your day going? - 2 days ago

Hey big congrats @Mini_Bibliosoph Richly deserved. Also, you have a very cute dæmon 🐶 https://t.co/Igx186fGcY - 3 days ago

@youngjustine71 Miniature labradoodle 🐶 - 3 days ago

Oh. Apparently I’m not supposed to have enjoyed something that I greatly enjoyed. - 3 days ago

Congratulations, Peter. Please remember to uplift your personal belongings when alighting from the train. https://t.co/vJKebtgnLS - 3 days ago

@elondann Ha! Yeah. A cross between an editor and a dæmon. - 3 days ago

@StephanieCoate7 Phew 😅 - 3 days ago