Jonathan Meres

There are two types of people. Those who think Greta Thunberg is an amazing human being, doing incredible things. And those who are wrong. - 20 hours ago

Thanks so much. Really appreciate that @BarringtonStoke https://t.co/qcrtnEImOI - 22 hours ago

Chicken walks into a library. Goes ‘buk buk buk buk buk.’ A minute later, a frog hops in & goes ‘reddit reddit redd… https://t.co/62Jhnrwh91 - 22 hours ago

HELLO EVERYONE TODAY I HAVE MAINLY BEEN PRACTICING RUNNING IN SLOW MOTION LOVE FROM PABLO 🐾 https://t.co/zRc7xOtqaO - 2 days ago

Related: Bloke stopped me & asked for directions to the castle, because he’d been ‘walking round all day, looking f… https://t.co/dgrWo296jz - 2 days ago

@_KnightsOf I’ll put the kettle on. - 2 days ago

Really enjoyed listening to @emmyblotnick chatting to @TherealNihal on @bbc5live yesterday & wondered if her live s… https://t.co/9a86035Tw9 - 2 days ago

Wandering home, through the Edinburgh twilight, hearing music and laughter and dozens of different languages. Bloody love my city. - 3 days ago

His real name’s Dave. Dave Quantum. https://t.co/R7h9l68RLR - 3 days ago

I’m rubbish at golf. But I reckon even I could make the green, in one, on this hole. https://t.co/StlVA9fKwh - 3 days ago

@MarshallBuckley Ha, ha. - 3 days ago

@emmac2603 Aw, bless 😍 - 3 days ago

@geraldnstrother Crikey, Gerald! Yes, I did, now you come to mention it! Showbiz, eh? 😂 - 3 days ago

@FionaChandu Nearly 8 months 🙂 - 3 days ago

Just got an email, beginning, 'You may remember, doing a voice-over, about mining, in Sweden.' Remember? How could I possibly forget? - 3 days ago

Looking for some suggestions. Thanks. - 3 days ago

@kevinhunterday Ah, that takes me back. - 3 days ago

@laurenlaverne talking to a child, on the wireless, just now? An actual child? How uncerebral and lightweight, can… https://t.co/Km4LKAQyPl - 3 days ago