Jonathan Meres

Has Trump defended the van driver yet? #barcelonaattack - 1 hour ago

@JackieMorrisArt Can't argue with that. - 3 hours ago

Dear Donald Trump, could you please stop saying things? Thanks. - 6 hours ago

Glenn Quagmire spotted moonlighting as football analyst on UK TV #Giggity #familyguy @FamilyGuyonFOX @SethMacFarlane https://t.co/DaCRwW2yNG - 9 hours ago

Didn't get the A-level results you were hoping for? Tough. Should've worked harder, shouldn't you? - 12 hours ago

The A-level tweets are beginning to get a bit Monty Python/Four Yorkshiremen. 'Luxury. I used to dream of not having any qualifications.' - 12 hours ago

I didn't even do A-levels. And look at me. OK. Bad example. - 13 hours ago

Related to previous tweet: In case you missed this the other day.... https://t.co/YTRloyUmLv - 1 day ago

Interesting. I got nominated for the Perrier Award the year Lee Evans won. Within a year, I quit standup altogether https://t.co/vlhbrnRs4t - 1 day ago

@TomEaston That's an excellent idea. - 1 day ago

Likewise I'm sure. https://t.co/yOnJ5kr6E2 - 1 day ago

@272BookFaith Thank you. - 1 day ago

Well Jackie Kay just had me laughing like a drain & blubbing like an eejit, in the space of a couple of minutes. Just wonderful @edbookfest - 1 day ago

Does anyone have any recommendations? - 1 day ago

Anyone want to read the book I've not finished writing yet? https://t.co/LxhrcLDKTr - 1 day ago

Dear comedians at #Edinburghfringe2017 we don't want to see your 'work in progress' we want to see the finished thing. - 1 day ago

Stuart Cosgrove was absolutely superb @edbookfest last night. Such passion. And some cracking yarns, too. - 2 days ago

@RussWrites @LisaHillie Thank you, Russ. Say hi to Thing 2 from me. - 2 days ago

And so it begins. The 19th & final year that one of my sons has been at school. Pedants/comedians please note. Not the same son. - 2 days ago