Jonathan Meres

@snailygal Ha! Very good 🙂 - 8 hours ago

Also, fancy being 97 & still only being a prince? - 10 hours ago

Already hearing conspiracy theories that the PM was somehow behind Prince Philip’s crash, in an effort to deflect a… https://t.co/HV1067fYFw - 10 hours ago

@bookwumman That’s about the only name NOT on the list 🙂 - 10 hours ago

@JDIrwinbooks I know. Ridiculous, isn’t it? - 10 hours ago

@JoeCovenant So you’re counting the number of sleeps too, eh Joe? 😂 - 10 hours ago

@goodenoughisok As they say up here, aye, that’ll be right 😂😂😂 - 10 hours ago

@tanya_stagg 😂 - 11 hours ago

@CarolKing561 Aw, I hope you get to use it, some day 🙂 - 12 hours ago

@bookloverJo I know, right? Should be illegal, to be that cute. - 12 hours ago

Not that we’re counting down the days, or anything. https://t.co/K7KnfFDOXQ - 12 hours ago

@CarolKing561 Still mulling 🙂 - 12 hours ago

@JBMcLoughlin No. But one of them gave me a funny look. - 12 hours ago

@scribblestreet Now that’s a proper joke. - 14 hours ago

Aw, my joke only got one like. And I’m pretty sure that was a sympathy like. Gutted. https://t.co/QM4eGQj36q - 14 hours ago

The bad news is, it’s 29 more sleeps, before we collect this wee guy. The good news is, we’re getting regular phot… https://t.co/ZZCSCRVBXy - 14 hours ago

Not very often you’re out on your bike & have to slow down for a herd of alpacas. But that’s what just happened. - 16 hours ago

I done a joke. Here is my joke. Me: What do you call a very tidy politician? You: I don't know. What do you call a… https://t.co/FKwq4Odx1I - 20 hours ago

@GillCraigie Extremely. - 22 hours ago