Jonathan Meres

@OliviaMHope Yeah. And he was pretty excited, too. - 2 hours ago

Home sweet home and the moment I’ve been waiting two weeks for. https://t.co/CtSboT8veo - 2 hours ago

Packing before heading home. Been away almost 2 weeks. So how come I have at 3 months worth of laundry? - 20 hours ago

My baby boy has had a big boy’s haircut. https://t.co/oQYbIt27Lw - 20 hours ago

@mrianbillings I would have done, but it was going to take at least an hour. - 22 hours ago

@hull_libraries I always thought that was Morrissey. I stand corrected. - 22 hours ago

@FrancesStickley I see what you did there 🙂 - 22 hours ago

When I was an aspiring writer, I went to see Thomas Hardy, at one of his signings. He was so generous with his advi… https://t.co/4jLMIGA8Uq - 23 hours ago

Awake in the middle of the night, so started listening to Sleep, by @maxrichtermusic which, sadly, did not have the… https://t.co/du67fe7QXD - 23 hours ago

Another highlight of my time here in Qatar. A wee Palestinian girl, presenting me with this book she’s written. Loo… https://t.co/PiUUg0xgZo - 1 day ago

Favourite thing about being out here? Pupils calling me, ‘Mr Jonathan.’ Might start implementing that back home 😂 - 1 day ago

@AnneDigby1 Thank you. I’m glad 🙂 - 1 day ago

In Oman earlier this year, a teacher came up to me after an event and said that I’d been at her sister’s school, 3… https://t.co/kwrychVmYh - 1 day ago

Teacher in Doha came up to me & said he’d seen one of my events a few months ago. Where? Lochgelly, in Fife. Obviously. - 1 day ago

Well that’s it then. 36 assemblies, in 9 days. Doha done & dusted. 4000+ kids. An utterly bonkers schedule. But abs… https://t.co/eMso5lFsoU - 1 day ago

@5460lynne I don’t, I’m afraid. And it was. - 2 days ago

@Angie777712 I’m on it. - 2 days ago

Listening to Chris Morris doing an impression of Anthony Clare, on Adam Buxton’s podcast, reminded me that I was ve… https://t.co/AMFyBqenhy - 2 days ago

@wrathofgod EXTREMELY HOT AND HUMIDUDE. - 2 days ago