Jonathan Meres

Thanks, Scott 🙂 https://t.co/tDa9JgxE9x - 2 days ago

@reading_riddle It means the nights are drawing in. - 3 days ago

@afharrold @jonesgarethp I certainly hope not. - 3 days ago

@jonesgarethp It's just bantz. He needs to chill out. - 3 days ago

You think that's bad? I just got four candles delivered. https://t.co/wb5M6uiaQK - 3 days ago

@jonesgarethp It's a fair cop, guv. It's only when he pops up on my timeline. I can't resist it. - 3 days ago

PARK LIFE! https://t.co/XTGNnRs5aY - 3 days ago

Don't know if I'd be all that much of a loss (he says, needily & blatantly fishing for compliments) but my dad was… https://t.co/19J13Z7N2i - 3 days ago

@LydiaMonks Definitely! 👍🙂 - 3 days ago

That is *so* annoying. They keep crediting mine, to Philip Pullman. https://t.co/t6z6vTVXWw - 3 days ago

Quite apt. https://t.co/qJLeEOVnwM - 3 days ago

Dear everyone else in the swimming pool, it’s OK, *I’ll* get out of *your* way. - 3 days ago

Not sure there was all that much, in the way of educating, but thank you, for being there. I'm really glad you enjo… https://t.co/RVHsC2aNS4 - 3 days ago

Sam Allardyce, bookies' favourite to become next #BrexitSecretary - 3 days ago

Someone I meet: Oh, you’re an author? Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say i… https://t.co/ZSFhXdoyw0 - 3 days ago

@mafara Would have preferred Vincent Price. But given that he’s dead? Yeah. Good call. - 3 days ago

@Thatpoetrybloke Ha! Used to love that song 👍 - 3 days ago

585 pages? I think I’ll wait for the audiobook. - 3 days ago

Phew, to think it was all just a dream. *Turns on radio* Bugger. - 3 days ago